In my years as a companion to Aubrey, I have learned many things about the different genders. I have found that there are many stereotypes of men and women that can easily be proven false. However, there is one universal truth that can not be debated in regards to our relationship…
My wife Aubrey has a constant body temperature of about 41 degrees.
It completely boggles my mind how a person can function everyday while never producing body heat. Don’t believe me? Think this is all exaggeration?

That’s her as I sit her and type this post in our living room. You can’t see it and I won’t disrupt her to show you, but under that comforter she is wearing a long sleeve sweater and a jacket. Under a blanket. In our home.
Current temperature: 68 Degrees
Point is, she is cold all the time. In the moments when we are together she can simply steal my warmth like some body heat vampire, but when she is away she has to fend for herself.
So I decided that she needed a way to survive the frigid world even when I am not there to put her icy feet on under the blankets.

Artist’s interpretation of Aub’s feet
So I made her a Cozy Care Package, a kit full of materials to warm her up when she is away from home.
MATERIALS:
- Her Favorite Hot Chocolate Mix
- A Pair of Fuzzy Gloves
- Small Fabric Bag Filled with Rice
- Wool Socks
- Small Rubber Ball
Put all of these materials in a little bag and slip them in to her purse. All she needs to do is put on the gloves and wool socks, heat up the hot chocolate and rice bag (1 minute in the microwave then hold in hands), and bounce her foot on the rubber ball as she works at her desk. In no time she will be much warmer and happier until she is home again and ready to press that frozen nose against my neck.